Castiel + sass
THE EYEBROW ON THAT FOURTH GIF THO
Cuddling is cool and everything but don’t try to sleep with me like that… stay on your side of the bed. i don’t have time for that.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
It’s my only weakness.
I’ve had teachers, coaches, friends, and they’ve always said the same thing.
" You’re doing great. I just wish you knew how great."
How many times do I need to hear that to actually start believing it.
To stop asking those annoying questions to people just to reassure myself.
To stop putting out weak and start putting out strong.
I am strong. I just need to believe that.
YOU GO TYRONE YOU GO
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.
Poland here and I can tell ya that’s most of my childhood
the 90s man, world was a better place
Merciful heavens—C H I L D H O O D
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